The Simpsons English Listening Guide: Boost Vocabulary by Watching and Learning

Come on. I have to tell you something about Dad. Something big. I know. He's changed. Hey, exactly. For the better. And men don't change that way. But do you know what we're doing on Sunday? Brunch what the hembrids. Then the tile store. He's like a husband in a widow's memory. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. F.B.I. I think someone I love is a terrorist. I think someone I love is a terrorist. First. He's a terrorist. First. He's a terrorist. He's a terrorist. Does that make me crazy? No. No. Not at all. It took the two hours to get home. Traffic was crazy. Are you people talking about me? No. We're not even here right now. 742 Evergreen Terrace. I'll be right there and don't believe what you've heard about me. I haven't heard anything about you except from you. Hanging up the receiver. Hanging up the receiver. Hanging up the receiver. Hey, get up. I'm going to have to go. Let's see, Verrrr. Yeah. Hang up your phone! Hang up your phone! Yeah. Hang up your phone! Hang up your phone! Hang up your phone! How much did you hear? How much did you say? Nothing, really. So, I heard half of nothing. Dad, you're scary when you're calm and focused. Lisa, I'll miss you when this is all over. And what's all over? This conversation. See you on the other side. What other side? Of the house, where the fireplace is. We're toasting marshmallows. Marshmallows. Marshmallows. I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you? Agent Crawford. FBI. You guys know I don't talk to field agents. Get your boss on the phone. I'm not here for you. I'm here for your dad. What do you want with his dad? Go back to sleep, Melhaus. How do you know my name? I didn't. But I do now. Don't talk. Okay. I want you to know I'm the best there is at finding out what you're up to. Ooh! I can torture you. I can give you incredible sex. Or you can just tell me what I want to know. Oh, it's the first one again. I see. You're stupid. Hey, I'm not one in bed with two beautiful women. You think I'm beautiful? No. I'm not breaking an entry in kind of way. Well, give me something or I'm not leaving. Let's just say I've got to get to work on time. And if you knew me, you'd know just how odd that sounds. Who are you talking to? No one. You're in too deep, Annie. Get out. Are you real? Or my imagination? Either way, my advice is sound. I love my job. It is the climax What everything's been building to. Hope it pays off for you. What you got there, Homer? Weird thing under a tarp. That's what I thought. Have a good one. You laugh now, but you won't be laughing soon. He's right, because now I go back to remembering that Macat just died. He's in. One sunrise, Burrito, please. Fine. Facial recognition required. Facial recognition required. Okay, run, facial recognition. Okay, run, facial recognition. Okay, run, facial recognition. Welcome, Mr. Burns. Dad? How'd you get in here? Girl Scout cookies get you in anywhere. Please don't do this, Dad. I don't know what horrors you saw in Boise, but it's not worth blowing up everyone you love. I'm not blowing up the plant. Oh, just harmlessly stopping it from doing more damage to Mother Earth. Is that something your terrorist masters told you to tell me? Yes, my terrorist masters are always talking about you, Lisa. I miss my flight, so I got in a band. With some eco-friendly activists. They wanted gas, grass, or ass, and brother, I had the ass. They taught me something I found shocking. Biggs aren't happy to be made into pork chops. This t-shirt lied to me, and they also gave me an alcohol detox. And they also gave me an alcohol detox. D-Tox is done. D-Tox is done. D-Tox is done. T-Tox is done. It's done. Just be the hard of a channel. It's done. It's done. Oh, just I've been listening to this song for three days. It is only the end of the first verse. What I saw you praying to mecca. Lisa, I've never prayed to a city in my life, and if I did, it would be Hershey, Pennsylvania. It was kneeling on the affirmation rug they gave me. See? Oh, this rug is harder in my knees. Oh, this rug is harder in my knees. But wait, wait, wait. What is this? Lisa, the most horrible truth of all is the plant where I work, poisons, our water, and our air. I've told you that a million times. Uh, sweetie, you told me a thousand things a million times. Even with a brain that's size of a dinosaur's, I couldn't take that in. Anywho, this canister is full of spoiled milk and utility-grade chicken. Both sold to me by a poo this morning. When I release it into the AC system, it'll stink up the plant forever. No one can use it, but no one gets hurt. Just like when I smell up the toilet. There is. Use your fattest handcuffs. Use your fattest handcuffs. And po? And po? And po? It's not where you say glue. No, no, no, no, no, no. I can complete my dad's mission just like George W. Bush. I can't shoot a little girl! Oh, damn it. There's some things they just don't teach and the police academy. Movies. Oh, yeah! We did it, dad. We did it. We sure did. Hmm. You weren't shot. Oh, just a plate watching a movie. Something was William Holden. Ah. You were playing field. Thank god this plant has never had a functioning air conditioning. Wait a minute, Burns. You don't have a functioning AC system at a nuclear plant? That's against the law. That's impossible. Smith, you didn't move this plant to China. Sorry, that's two years from now and you're not supposed to tell anyone. Oopsie. There isn't a prison maid that can hold me. Prisoner's still made of mud and wattles, right? You know, dad, just because your mission's complete, it doesn't mean you have to go back to pork eating and beer...tri...king. Beer from the sky! It's a sign! Yeah, this equipment will pay for itself in one night of binging. I wish a mission could bring me closer to someone, but it can't. Okay, it's time for me to walk along into the sunset. That's better.