[9:02] The Simpsons English Listening Practice: Learn Vocabulary in Context and Stop Rote Memorization

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The sun's on. Dumb! Welcome to Super Bowl 48, between the Seattle Sea Hots and the Denver Bronco. The field in the frozen Condra imported a great expense from Alaska. Hm? Huh? Ah! Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah! Oh! And the game comes down to this one play, a final field goal. The kick is up, and hits the crossbar and... Go! Woo-hoo! The Wing Ruts, Glowing Ruts! It's making me weak and dizzy. We can dizzy. I'm dizzy. I need a doctor. I'm dizzy. Uh, Ruma has it. They're about to give out the company Christmas gifts. Uh, Ruma has it. They're about to give out the company Christmas gifts. Did he start that rumor? Not a rumor. Did he start that rumor? That's a rumor. That's a goddamn rumor. Who told you that? Oh, I got a V.P. A person that is through my girlfriend. Ooh, look at you, Mr. Connected. Well, it's better than last year's lousy gift. Yeah, what a rip. Oh, remember this gift? The Executive Stress Ball? Executive Stress Ball? Executive Decision. Executive Decision. Lion. Record Executive Event. Executive Records. Lion. Record Executive Event. Executive Records. When you squeeze and you're fired. Now I feel more stressed than ever. Accident. Accident. Accident. Accident. You don't look so excellent for me. Accident. Accident. Ho, ho, humbug. Santa Claus approaches the judge and punish. Wow, a good gift for once. Ugl goggles. Augmented Reality Glasses. Augmented Reality Glasses. Augmented Strength Syrup. Augmented Strength Syrup. Fixer Heavy Line, but now augmented. You wear them like eyeglasses, but inside the lens. You see information about the people and places around you. Woo, finally I'm not a slave to my stupid human eyeballs. Woo, finally I'm not a slave to my stupid human eyeballs. To my slave, he's my slave. He's definitely my slave. I slave putting this deal-aimed. I slave putting this deal-aimed. This deal-aimed. Uggggg. Uggggg. Woo. Woah. What's up, kiddo? Hahahaha. Glasses, call Lenny. Ooh, I'm getting a call. Answer call. Hello. Lenny! It's me, Palmer! Huh, I always thought it was Simpson. Sam. Really? Don't you ever look up at the sky? I was wondering what that was. Sir, I'm concerned about your sudden generosity. The doctor said to bring you in right away if you display kindness or warmth. Who don't worry, this center still has clothes. Is it now each of those nuclear nitwits is wearing a video camera with a direct feed? To me! You're spying on them? You're spying on them? The spy. The spy! The spy! The spy! Is the spy. Captain, he's the spy. Is the spy. Captain, he's the spy. Smithers, how much did this company lose to offer supply theft less you? $7,043? Yes, will. No more of that. Thanks to this $26 million surveillance system, beware, rabbits! I spy with my transplanted eyes. Oh, and I forgot to show you the best feature. Each of these buttons represents an employee when I press it, he or she dies. What's wrong with this thing? Yes! Huh? Now remember kids, the school says you must have a Valentine card for everyone in your class. How does this mean anything when everyone's forced to do it? What did I say about pointing out the meaninglessness of things? Not too. Well, no way I'm giving a Valentine a Nelson. He's a bully and I do not love him. Jesus says to love your enemies. That's because Jesus knows one day he gets to look his enemies in the eye and say, it was me who sent you the hell. Part your school requires you to give everyone a Valentine card in an envelope with a fun sticker. The teacher put out an email alert. The teacher put out an email alert. Boom! Spoiler alert! Boom! Spoiler alert! With a video attachment! Welcome to first line. Tonight, Valentine's Day, always a massacre. At this school, children may give Valentine's to whomever they choose. Danny is unpopular due to rumors he sleeps in the raw with his mind as Paul. Human young are born with the ability to count Valentine's and Danny realizes he's been snubbed. Past generations of children were used to rejection. But today's kids raised in a climate of video games and instant messaging or fragile weirdos. Messaging or fragile weirdos. Stay away from there, I'm back! Stay away from there, I'm back! The blinding is fragile. The blinding is fragile. On February 15th, 2 a.m. after checking the mailbox one last time, Danny nearly died from an overdose of little candy hearts. Fine, Nelson gets a Valentine. An old one from the box. Perfect, bad movie, bad pun, even bad paper stock. What's so funny? How much of videos of idiots wearing these glasses and not paying attention to the world around them? Look at these jerks! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! I don't understand what's so great about these state-of-the-art solar powered computer glasses. Oh, let you try them on right after I decide if these videos are funny or die. Funny, funny, die, die, funny, funny, but the guy died. Now a simple Sunday drive will reveal the hidden wonders of our hometown. Hmm. Huh? Hmm. Woohoo!