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Mmm. Hmm... hmm... Hmm? Lisa, once, a dot, dot, dot... kitty-pig! Hey, helper! Did you see anybody? Nobody on my Presbyter's side. Hey, Homer, did you know that Guinea pigs is self-gromous? And when they get excited, they jump straight up. It's called popcorning. Lisa got to you. I don't know how, but she got to you. Imogenes. Now she's gone too far. Lisa, your father and I are very concerned about all this hinting. I've never had a pet of my very own. My clock is ticking. I don't want to be one of those girls who wait till she's 16 to decide if she's ready and then it's too late. Well, we've talked about it. And if you really want to get a pig, you'll have to sign this contract. You'll have to sign this contract. It's a contract. It's a contract. It's a contract. It's a contract. Company. That is a valid contract. Yes. Company. I, Lisa Simpson, hereby promise to take full responsibility for this dog cat other. Circle other. This includes feeding, bathing, cleaning of droppings and barfings. And when the time comes, burying or flushing. Boiler plate, boiler plate, boiler plate, boiler plate, boiler plate. It's boiler plate. It's boiler plate. This is a confidentiality agreement. It's a boiler plate, NDA. Wait, we can skip all this litter box stuff. If pet becomes internet superstar, all rights revered to father, sign here, here, initial, here, one more over here, and done. Oh, my god, I'm getting it. Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it. The kid parent contract. Uninforcible, yet you feel like you didn't completely cave. Oh, my god. C'mon, get it. The kid parent contract. Uninforcible, yet you feel like you didn't completely cave. You're doing the right thing adopting a rescue pig. You know, most of these guys are rejects from the big guinea pig mills in the Midwest. Oh, I can't tell you how many mill pigs be getting here who have bumble foot or the sloppers. You don't have children, do you? This one whistleed at me. Oh, that could be the one. Oh, but that orange guy looks like a pumpkin. But this fella is so fuzzy. Wow, they all have their charms. This one's nibbling in sunflower seeds. Look at that hair. Oh, I just want to comb it forever. Have you seen a pinker nose? I have no. Lisa, you've just got a chooser. Lisa. She's gone, honey. She's gone. That one's furry looks like a texito. Band-aid on instale. Oh, and vinyl. I'm definitely getting this one. Oh, but I forgot about this one. Oh, my God, I never even saw this one. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Maybe I should get that sick one. If I don't, no one else will. Bart, list your top five best to worse. No, no, no, no, worse to best. I just wish the gray one had the brown one's personality. Okay, dad, give me your phone. I need to look at the pictures again. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Oh. Okay, this isn't getting big. That will make me happy. She thinks she's decided. Don't say a thing. Don't blow this. Okay, now, you sure you only want just one? They tend to do better in pairs. I could get two. Huh? Fighting Twakers, rule! I've tried to give Poke a perfect replica of his natural habitat. Peruvian, feather grass, an ink and sleeping mat, and a portrait of Marisol Espinoza, the vice president of Peru. Are you sure you didn't create a perfect habitat for you? Are you sure you didn't create a perfect habitat for you? Perfect, horse habitat. Perfect, horse habitat. Requires certain habitat. I wish I could live in here. Well, there's plenty of room because Poke's gone. Where'd he go? This looks like a job for fireplace tongs. No! No! No! No! Oh my god! He's in the walls! I hear chewing! No, that's a much bigger animal. I'm... Kettle-Coyne, the heroine of the farmer's market. I've lost my giddy pig! Poke! I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you! Poke! Powerful painting! I'm sorry, mom. That's okay, sweetheart. Your pig thingy didn't mean it. It's just... It felt comforting to know that while we watched TV, there was our going on behind us. Hmm. Well, I guess we have to go to an art gallery and buy a new painting. I guess we have to go to an art gallery and buy a new painting. I love galleries. I love galleries. And the National Gallery? And the National Gallery. Sure, we could go to a fancy gallery and spend a bunch of money. Or... Yeah, Millhouse played the violin for years until it turned out the vibrations were screwing up his bones. Yeah, he seemed great. Oh, too bad someone used cello resin. Oh! Oh, my gosh! That's beautiful! I've never seen a painting with a lighthouse before. Oh, that. That was on the wall of Kirk's bachelor pad. Back when we were... Separated. Yeah, it's a great piece. I didn't have a mirror so I shaved in the reflection of the chrome frame. This could be our new living room painting. I don't know. How about this poster of a really rocking jukebox? You know it's rocking because music notes are coming out of it. Painting's only 20 bucks. Oh, please, hold me. I'll throw in the tiny violin's.