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I am Father O'Greedy. Dimes for the needy. Mill House, are you the bottom half of that mischief? Uh, uh, uh. Oh, my. My pants like the Lord. Where can mysterious ways? My pants like the Lord. Where can mysterious ways? Hmm, mysterious. Hmm. Mysterious. The most amazed. Mysterious. The most amazed. Mysterious. Return those vestments. Speaking of return on investments, my Apple stock is up 3500%. Uh, you misheard that on purpose. Huh? Huh? Ties denied. Ties denied. Hmm, must find way to blame myself. Hmm, must find way to blame myself. He blames me. I blame him. He blames me. I blame him. Don't blame me. Blame your palbiology. Uh, it says I should give you Lumbar support. Better go to the Lumberyard. Lumbar. It means lower back. How many times will you make that mistake? Just burn the kiss record. Which one? Anything from Lovegun. Hey, book. Are you expecting this? And while I'm at it, burn dumb, helpful books. That isn't it. That is a good fire. You're going down, Bart. Oh, wait. I've reckless youth. You'll be okay. I was referring to him. I had a spring in my step like that once. Back when I met Laila. Laila ran a little crepe stand in the seventh arrondissement. Oh, no. Oh, no. Looking at you, I could lie in this unheated garret forever. There's heat. I just don't turn it on. See you there in the sweet light of Paris between the wars. There's a question I must pose. I have something for you. Nope. Not that. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Young girl You take that big step from cousin to wife. Hm. Hm. I take that. Hm. I take you to?if. All I have left is my drawing. Hmm, look a lot better in my memory. But you know what Smith is? I will find Lila and win her back. I'll just check with the old gang. Hemingway! Picasso! Matador Juan Bilmonte! And Stalin. That man could really put pressure on you. Hello, Kant. Well, well, well. Rachel Maddow. Everyone came back for Chip's funeral. Everyone came back for Chip's funeral. And funeral? Friend funeral? I don't know. Friend funeral? Do you do funerals for fake mics? I don't know. And funeral? Friend funeral? I don't know. Friend funeral? Do you do funerals for fake mics? I was flying from DC to New York and of course I had to lay over in Springfield. How's the gang at Channel 6? Look, let's get this out of the way. Just because we both worked at Channel 6 and you made it big and I didn't, doesn't mean I'm better. Um, is that your car? Maybe. Kant, I'm going to tell you the most important mistake you ever made after this break. So, Kant, that mistake you made, that fundamental life-changing error, that fundamental life-changing error... It's fundamental. It's fundamental. So how did Lenders learn to overcome this fundamental problem? So how did Lenders learn to overcome this fundamental problem? That cosmic fail, that... Just tell me already. After this break. You could've come with me, but you were suckling the dual teats of infotainment and celebration. So, tell us about your new movie. It's fantastic. The studio let us play in their sandbox. Great, we have a clip. No, no, don't show it. There aren't five good seconds in the whole film. Ah! I'm not a newsman anymore, I'm a geologist. I keep discovering a new rock bottom. Kant, I think I found my ticket out of this town, or at least to a better Springfield. You two news howons are working on a story? How about this? Marios down the street found a rat in their pasta. When did that happen? Whenever you want. Eh? Rachel, can I come? We can share blazers. Just follow me. At Marios, the picture of Sinatra and the wall is assigned by Frank Jr. The frame hides the Jr. Someone's been dumping tires in the forest. Willikers, my three years of soft news, I've never seen anything like this. Those are tires from my ill-fated, crusty town car. It would explode if people gripped the wheel too tightly. What a scoop. You're not telling no one. As the 4 p.m. clown, I have complete control of Channel 6's news division. Local news is a joke. I'm going to cable. Cable news, blah. People only want news at 6 p.m. from White Guys on Weekdays and Black Guys on Weekends. We'll see about that. Yes, we shall see. About that? Things will be seen by us. Kent, you coming? He ain't coming. This little pig he's afraid to leave his cushy, anchor man sloped trough. Could you phrase that a little more nicely? Sorry, he isn't coming. You'll regret this, Kent. When I have my own show and you're stuck here tracking Santa's flight from the North Pole. Oh look, he's over Greenland. Don't worry, Piggy. You made the right choice. Yeah, it'll burn out in an hour or so.