[7:56] English Listening Practice with The Simpsons: Full Episode + High-Frequency Vocabulary Learning

Each episode features carefully selected classic scenes to immerse your ears—authentic conversations, cultural jokes explained, and follow-along speaking practice. Say goodbye to rote memorization and improve your English the most enjoyable way possible! With full episode plots and accurate subtitles, you can squeeze in a bit of learning anytime. Laugh your way to better English with the hilarious context of The Simpsons. Here's the full content of this episode—keep building your skills and bring English closer to your daily life! Well, he's not in the Boise morgue. Maybe he was mistaken for a dead elephant and flown back to Kenya. You're talking about my husband. To spare your feelings, we'll just call him the blonde. There you go—your feelings. We'll just call him the blonde. I was trying to spare your feelings. You're saying everyone walks on eggshells to spare my feelings? To the one who says the blob is stuck in the water intake pipe at the reservoir. It's a reservoir. He's going for the reservoir. Please, I need people here who are helpful and sensitive. Sorry I'm late, everyone. I had some trouble getting the voicemails off the 911 line. Why does everyone have to talk so fast and panic? He was so panicked when I'd drop him off. A man with a gun is in my house. Gibberish. It's gibberish. Hello, everyone. Homey, what happened to you? I overslept, lost my cellphone, missed my flight. Why didn't you call us? All the payphones at the airport were replaced by self-serve yogurt. I had all the cookie dough toppings a man could want. So many cookies will never be born. Well, I guess all that matters is everything's back to normal. Is everything back to normal? Everything's back to normal? Everything's back to normal? Yeah, pretty much everything came out wrong! All right! Yay, everyone's here too! Yes, back to normal. Dear Christian God! Hey! Sorry, dear God! You know what I mean. Thank you for returning our Homey. He's still got a lot of unfinished business down here. Amen! I'm glad you're back, Dad. It's hard to sleep with one unkissed cheek. Yeah, it's tough being man of the house. You left some big underpants to fill. I didn't know they made under Roozen size 52. They're called Super Roos, son, with pictures of the cast of The Expendables. More like the Expandables. Why didn't you strangle me? Strangle them all. Strangle yourself. That kind of small-scale violin solves nothing. Couldn't agree more. Now to celebrate. Pa-la! Pork chops clustered with Cheeto dust. Eh, I'll pass on the pork. Oh! I'll just enjoy the green beans with slivered almonds. Mmm, so slivered. Bart, why is Dad always creeping me out? I don't know. Because you're incapable of experiencing joy? Dad, what's that on your lap? A napkin. Extra napkin. Glad you're back, buddy. You got a lot of catching up to do. I just need a glass of water. Water? That stuff killed my grandmother. So sad. I've been having snuggle dreams. Marge, I've changed, and boys, I'm not sure a man who eats right and doesn't drink can be good and bad. What made you? You're so beautiful when I cut you off mid-question. Mmm. What's that thing you're doing? Moving my body. Don't you think it's weird Dad stopped eating pork and drinking beer? Who cares what happened? Daddy's back. Something happened to Dad on that trip. This is worse than when he went to New Orleans and came back with a Southern accent. Oh yeah, dude. Chief Wiggum, how come every time there's a terrorist threat in this town you come to me? Lay off, Apu. I don’t see colors—I just see crackpot religions. Chief, is there really a terrorist threat to Springfield? Yeah, I got a very important phone call. Hello? Is this line secure? It's a little jiggly, but it'll hold. We got intel. That's short for a word I don’t know—intelligence. The door. This is real. Stefan положax. I made it really bad. I know why that said really bad. It looks like he's playing. To the east! The Middle East! Mega! He's targeting the nuclear plant! Meow? If you are a cat, prove it! Do you hate Mondays like Garfield? Meow! And do you love lasagna like me? Yeah! Okay then.