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Look, Burns, I've got the dope on your sweaty. She's still alive, and she just got over being mad at you last week. Lyle is alive? Well, she's alive, but she's a nun. Married to Jesus, eh? Does he beat her? Jesus, no, he's a real eagle scout, that one. But your penguin's not a Catholic. She's a Buddhist nun. Spent her life expressing her sexuality with a zen garden. Those raked rucks could have been me. Now, sit your so good at finding things, find the exit. There is the little matter of my fear. You're becoming very tiresome. Who moved my desk? Huh? Here I am. Cable News, Ali. Fox News. Is this really how I want to get back in the big leagues? Let's see how printable I am. Sir, do you sell the New York Times? Sir, we are the New York Times. And in I go. Why are you doing this, Bart? 50% attention seeking. 50% to drop things on people. He's going to visit my sky, Granny. To work at Fox News, all you have to be able to do is operate this device. Now, when a Republican is in trouble, At the time, I didn't know it was illegal to set up a party. We simply do this. Now, you try. Sorry, but I just discovered I have some scruples. Sorry, but I just discovered I have some scruples. Listen, Thomas. I know you have scruples concerning my life. I'm sorry, but I just discovered I have some scruples. I know you have scruples concerning my divorce. Listen, Thomas. I know you have scruples concerning my divorce. Your scruples do you credit, but without your knowledge, your scruples do you credit, but without your knowledge. I'm going back to my sweet little town where I can decide what news is. Like a god. We've had some good times. And you set on a gas pedal when my foot fell asleep. So I'm getting you shined up nice. What the... Ow! That's a ballproof window, sir. Would you like me to ask Siri for a nearby hospital? I'm sorry. I don't see any hops, pedals. Near you, deleting all contact information. No, no. I didn't ask you to do that, Siri. Delete confirmed. Oh, okay, Bart. Be cool. Calm down. You're not going to die up here. Oh, my God. Oh. Go! Oh, Monty, I can't believe you found me after all these years. I've saved myself for you. Well, then, I should disrobe at once. Should disrobe at once. You made disrobe. You made disrobe. A masked man held her at gunpoint and told her to disrobe. A masked man held her at gunpoint and told her to disrobe. Oh! Askeeping, send up a Chinese dressing screen and one of Firestone's finest vulcanized prophylactics. Be right back. Smithers, we try to take first the Rhino-Horner the Tiger-Tung. I have my doubts about both, sir. Ah, I'll just do it the old-fashioned way with my pump. Just powdering my nose, darling. Smithers, run down to Sears Roadbook and get a 5-8-cent Phillips-head boat. Here I am, slowly dying every day at 5-6-11. Help! Help! Child in danger with exciting visuals! This kid's corpse could be my magic carpet. Get me a cameraman! The movie Up has come horribly to life over Springfield. A local boy clings to life in a story that proves this report is relevant. Like a rhomba! Oh! It's bought! Pray for a miracle, boy. Pray for a miracle, boy. Miracle! Miracle! I'm called a miracle. A miracle? A walking mirror. I'm called a miracle. A miracle? A walking mirror. Hi. God can hear you better from up there. Dear Lord, please help me land safely. Or transform this basket into a flying killer robot that I control with my mind. Amen. That's not a prayer. My God says it is. I see your ice cold with anticipation. I see your ice cold with anticipation. With anticipation. With anticipation. Situated this whole thing. No matter if I kill everything. With anticipation. Situated this whole thing. No matter if I kill everything. With anticipation. With anticipation. Dead? Oh, Lila. Even at the end. I waited too long. What if I give her the breath of life? Oh, boy. I guess one regret just leads to another. You know, sir, maybe it would bring you peace to honor the one thing Lila and the rest of the world. I'm not going to bring you peace to honor the one thing Lila ever asked of you. Here you are, my good men. A little broth will cure your mental illness. Sir, that's five minutes. You can stop thinking of other people now. You know what? I think I'll give it another five. I'm proud of you, Monty. I need net. Chief, what are you doing to save our son? Well, I've placed marksman on the roof to shoot the balloons one by one, but frankly they're not very good. Chief, it happened again. Oh, come on, guys. Spread out. Arms length. It's all my fault. I should never have listened to those kiss albums when I was pregnant. March, without the respect, that's ridiculous. I'd rather respect that's ridiculous. With all due respect, with all due respect. With all due respect, with all due respect. With all due respect, our capsules being altered daily. With all due respect, our capsules being altered daily. My Sarah, I listened to Mozart and Churchill speeches when she was pregnant with Ralfi and he can't even open a refrigerator. Pushing, always pushing. Really? Oh, yeah. That kids a mess. Hey, only I get to criticize him, Blue. Only I get to criticize him, Blue. To criticize the Monty. To criticize her majesty, personally. To criticize the Monty. To criticize her majesty, personally. Kids scared to flush. Thinks it's his brother. Can we focus on my son up in the sky? No, I've got a long shot idea by which I mean firing a shot over a long distance. Yeah, you see, if we could fire an exactly 12 and a half pound weight into the basket, it would lower the boy very gently to the ground. Unfortunately, all our cannonballs were melted down to make a statue of Joe Paturno, which we changed to look like Eugene Levy. I think I just might have what you're looking for. Today, I'm glad that I sold that stock. Apple closed up another 20 points today. Why does everyone know? Because their terrific products keep track of it for you. And anything else you could ever think of. That kid's not dying on my watch, which ends right now, fortunately. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Thomas rising faster than Apple stock. My boy's okay. Mark, Mark, Mark. I won the science fair. I get to go to Chicago. Mark, Mark, Mark. Mark, Mark, Mark. You know what I think about regrets, as long as your family is together, every choice you've ever made is the right one. And together we are. Would you guys knock it off? He's down safe already. Sorry, Chief, that was me putting it down. And there you have it, the family reunited. And a great full nation gives thanks for some solid reporting. Back to you, Rachel Maddow. Great job, Kent. I think we might have an opening for you at MSNBC between our weekend prison documentary block and the two hours it takes to make up Joe Scarborough on Monday morning. No, thanks, Rachel Maddow. I'm happy right here. No regrets.