[6:57] The Simpsons English Listening EP7.1: Learn Words Fast in Context & Boost Vocabulary by 6000+

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Oh boy, Monday morning, Chit-Chit at the water cooler. The only reason to have done stuff over the weekend. The only part of the movie I didn't get is now Radioactive Man gets his powers from his suit. The suit is slowly killing him, but if he doesn't wear it, he'll die. Oh. Wait, you guys saw the new Radioactive Man sequel? It's not a sequel. It's a reboot. It's a sequel. It's a sequel. It's a sequel. Sequel's characters for other stories. Sequel's characters for other stories. Actually, this one undoes the stuff from the last one, so it's a debute. Stop talking, I haven't seen it yet. Huh. Radioactive Man re-rises came out three days ago. It is fair game. Yeah, if you haven't seen it, then you got to leave the water cooler. But what if I want some cool water? You should have thought of that when you were not seeing the movie. Bye, I'll drink alone.

It was so awesome when Radioactive Man had to erase his own memory. Yeah, so he wouldn't be tortured by his past when he was born in the future. Torture me all you like. Torture. This is torture! You're right here and I can't! It's torture! It's a torture of your own devising. Oh, they're talking about the movie. Hurry up, you idiot! No, no, don't stop! I'm sorry I got mad. I'll do that thing you like. I got Radioactive Man's new villain, the collider. I turn out to be a good guy. I die but come back to life after the credits. Sometimes we feel there's nowhere left to turn. Much like Radioactive Man when he had to kill his own anti-matter twin with a blast. The main thing we fall out of the cold morning to drown the spoilers out. Shut up, shut up, shut up. Oh, cool. And stay out.

Okay, I gotta go see the radioactive man movie before it gets totally ruined for me. Oh, date night. I'll go change my bra. I want to see Radioactive Man re-rises. If bar's going, I'm going. And grab bar's going, I'm going. If you all go, then I have to pay for a babysitter. We'll call that my squirrels, getting the masters in child development. Emily Bess, we can't afford Emily Bess. She brings her own puppets. Bye bye Maggie. Bye bye money. Do adults, two kids, and one senior with a mind of a baby so he should be free. For the 3D show, that'll be $72. Or for $10 more, you can see it in iMacs, Hobbit, Frame Rate, Virtual Reality Vision. All right, movie, you better be worth it. The Motorcycle dudes are chicks. I wonder what else is chicks.

The commercial! Final commercial. Commercials over. So... If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus! Shhh! You're just wishing me? This guy's on his cell phone. She's texting. He's sexting. An egg-guy brought a baby to an anaclack movie! That's negative, man! What happened to the movies? First they got worse than TV and now this! And stay out! Oh... Chins up, Homer. You don't need a theater to watch the movie. You just have to illegally download it. Illegally download it? Is that legal? Who knows, but it sure is easy. I'll walk you through. All you have to do is... The Fox Network forbids the broadcast of step-by-step instructions for illegally downloading copyrighted intellectual property. In the meantime, please enjoy this footage from NASCAR's 2011 Martin's Ville Cup.

Oh, that was easy. All I had to do was click on... And play. Bless you, boy. That was the greatest thing I've seen on a computer that I could talk about with you in the room. How did you know how to do that? I'm under 30. Guys, guys, I saw the radioactive man movie. Here's my 10 favorite scenes from worst to best. Number 10. When what's his name did that stuff with those dudes? Number 9. Oh, but that movie's been talked out. We've discussed it in New James Bond flick. I like that James Bond is ugly now. I like that he doesn't have any gadgets. Let's try another gadget. Neapartment. We're kinda gadgets. I like that he's not good at shooting. Doesn't say funny quips are doing. He James Bond stuff. Shut up, shut up, shut up.

Oh, but go to the theater and see the movie. Seaters. All I need to see this movie is a laptop and a website based in a country that's really just an offshore oil platform. Care to join me? That was so much better than the cinema. It mixes the wonder of movie going with the rush of stealing. All we want is brand new big budget entertainment in our homes for nothing. Why doesn't Hollywood get that? Gentlemen, I am inspired to create a theater for the people and experience free of all the nuisances and gouging of modern day movie going. Yeah, no more jerks talking on their cell phones. No more jerks telling me not to talk on my cell phone. And best of all, we'll never have to sit through another annoying commercial again.