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Alright, take off his hood. Where am I? Our secret place! The empty swimming pool from the country club that closed down rather than let women in. Now, enter the stolen bicycle graveyard. We've decided to make you an honorary bully. But still upon him, the necklace of unknown retainers. Um, thanks, but I'm not sure I want to be a bully. It's too late. You've seen our faces.

Wow, never had breakfast at 6 in the morning before. I love yakin' at the manager while he's trying to unlock the door. Now we'll talk about dead people you never met while we get a little exercise. When does the exercise start? This is it! Yeah, they're more walking. Oh my god! This can't just exercise! I'm barely moving and I'm smelling cinnamon! Sometimes you have to wait till you're 38 to discover who you really are. I'm a 79 year old man! Son, welcome to the club! Now, say something pathetic! Now, say something pathetic! Pathetic. Pathetic. Pathetic. Pathetic. Uh, okay. Um, I can't. That's my boy.

I, 25. What letter? I. What number? 25. What game? Fingo! Damn it! Who's the icebox pipe? Your younger brother? My son, but he's taken. Well, I'm not surprised. The way he tears in the corner on the cob. Now, Mildred, he's a married man! You can't see the ring because his fingers too fat. Join the party, ape! There's plenty of room in my bed. Once they take the railings down. I said, be it, for the time being.

Now, Homer, you stay away from those red door hoochies. Just trying to get a chicken dinner out of you. Well, thanks for the chicken dinner. How did you know I wanted one? Oh, you gals like chicken dinner, smart. Don't call me a gale. Makes me feel like I'm your mother. Oh, it better turn up the heat. It's 82 degrees. Hmm, are you wearing sock garters? Young lady in my day? Your day is my day. We're the same age. You're turning into your father. What did you do for a jiffy? You won't feel so balanced once my social security checks start coming. They're not coming for another 29 years. Did your earl hoops get longer? Falsies. Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Whoa, a tweet from Chester. Who's Chester? Who's Chester? Just the most legendary bully of all. They say he once wedgie’d a kid in half. Whoa. He's calling a bully summit. He's calling a bully summit. You're about to summit. You're about to summit. An unscheduled summit. For next Saturday night. Hey, is not the same night the US figure skating finals are on? They've been promoting it like hell. Excuse us, we're looking for owls. Screech your hood. Either one's fine. That was an order.

Where's the Lord of the Fries? Actually, oh my God, a burly to count and sort pills. They didn't call the police when a frisbee landed on our land. Then he went to the drugstore for an egg cream, but he only brought a nickel. I didn't mind that he grew bald. I didn't mind that he grew bald. Bald not bald. Bald not bald. Bald not bald. You're bald head. You're bald head. I didn't mind that he got fat. I didn't mind that he got fatter. But no one told me he'd get older than me. Oh. Say it honey. Say it honey. You're no longer attracted to him. Maybe.

It's all tonight and everyone who ever took anyone's lunch money is there. Are you bobbas going to the park tonight? Make sure you're not packing. We don't want any accidents. I can remember. How'd you baby skid here? Did your mommy bring you? Yes. Now son, I might have to move the trainer house while you're gone. Look for me downhill. I ain't got much gas. Bye you later. Hey my old weasels. Hell shall be the elementary. Not the end. Not the end. We've ruined picture day three years in a row. Me. Chester. Chester.

They say the day of the bully is over popular music condensers. Popular music condensers. I'll condemn you internally. You condemn her to death. You condemn her to death. Dachymentary filmmakers expose our craft. Dachymentary filmmakers expose our craft. I cry. I cry. Crafts to be as us spilling everywhere. Crafts to be as us spilling everywhere. Cyber bullying has taken away the warmth of human punching. But I say to you the day of the bully has just begun. Can you dig it?

Hey why are you doing this? Because I don't want to sit around like Prince Charles waiting for the queen to die. Can you dig it? I can totally dig it. Chester's been shot! This kid did it. His sling is still warm. Get that boy and his friend the kid with the ladies underpants. How does everyone know?