辛普森一家英语听力：EP11.3词汇高效记忆与地道口语解析

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But we sang grocery together. Well, Rhapsody in Boohoo. Do you know why we came to the museum today? Well, I thought it was because it was tote bag day. Well, that was part of it, but the biggest part was that? Washington's backpack, Einstein's eyebrows, Florence Nightingale's tenacity. Though I'll have to clip around her moral fiber. I'll have to clip around her moral fiber. Clipping the lawn. Clipping the lawn. I'm doing a cool. I'm doing a cool. I'm doing a cool. I'm doing a cool. Oh, you're going to take DNA from these historical figures and add it to your own. I should be the wisest and strongest maniac ever to bring the blessings of dictatorship to the world. Jigs up, Bob. Return the spirit to the homo erectus. Homo erectus. Where has that word been all my life? Albert. I promised I wouldn't hurt you. You did that for me? More for mom. But yes. But beware, I have DNA in me from Ophiocortisep's unilateralis, better known as Zombie and Vongas. And we're scared of that because... What I am saying is I could be tipped into a murderous rage by the slightest provocation. Could you take a picture of me with my family? Mm-hmm. Oh, would you take another for safety? Oh, I think my eyes were shutting that one. God, very clever. Now can you take one with my husband's camera? They're all ugly because you're in them! No! Taste, praxitalis of Athens! No! No! Well, Chief, we got a report of a disturbance at the Met. Family disturbance. Family disturbance. Sturberance flattening. Sturberance flattening. We got bigger problems, Lou. Hornetines, it should be out having bad sex. But instead, somebody made them take an abstinence pledge by the looks of it. I'll get it. They're at the booze about premarital sex in the Middle Eastern. You don't see those people getting all violent. You can't escape me. I've got grasshopper thighs and the sonar of a killer whale. Woo! All right. Uh, Bob, you're so cute. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Uh, Bob, you can't kill us without a little singing, right? A little singing. If there's one thing you did not have to genetically enhance, it's his voice. Did you genetically enhance? It's his voice. Scale up. Inhance. Scale up. Inhance. Inhance is it really? Inhance is it really? I've had a fellow and I'm not old. How dare you torture my children with Mozart? How dare you torture my children with Mozart? It's torture. It's torture. Tortured. Tortured. You know Mozart. I call all music Mozart. We're here to stop you with the help of the teenage abstinence class. If you defeat this madman, I'll release you from your pledge and teach you other fun ways not to get pregnant. I think I might be pregnant already. Well, that's one of them. Python jaw. Unhins. I don't want to die in some old dude's mouth. Ha ha ha ha. Bob, would you look at yourself? To quote Whitman, this is what you shall do. Love the earth and sun and animals. Despise reaches stand up for the stupid and crazy. Oh my kid, my only exit is a final one. Why? No! Farewell, Simpsons. And Lisa, when you're older, write an autobiographical novel, trashing the rest of them. How failed? How failed? Finley veiled content. How finley veiled is that? How finley veiled is that? Finley! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, don't worry. Your friend will always be part of our drinking water. Oh! Right. I gave myself kills. Yeah! I told you, the only dancing I like is Square. Hey, I let you pay for those boys skipping lessons. Okay. Oh! Woo! Ha! Ha! Sure do miss that laugh. Ha! I miss her too.