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Any improvement in Homer's drinking? Well, he's down to two beers in the shower. They're pale hails, please! Well, maybe if you just concentrate on one problem, like his
temper. Like his temper. Quick tempers, slow minds. Quick tempers, slow minds. When you can put a little stammery salt during a tempadundrum, when you can put a little stammery salt during a tempadundrum, everything on the novice paper makes a man. Not Marmaduke! Never Marmaduke! Marmaduke was horrible today! Also Margis and Therapy. Also Margis and Therapy.
Have you considered therapy? Have you considered therapy? It's a therapy thing. It's a therapy thing. And she didn't even tell me. Whoa! She has crossed the line. How did you find out? Spine at it with a hidden camera. She thinks I'm selfish. She thinks I don't spend enough time with the kids? Well, that's crazy. Come on. You work your butt off in a radioactive hellhole and what do you get? Not one lousy superpower. I guess the only choice is to come clean with her and tell her what I know. And how I know.
Whoa! Bad idea. No, no. Chicks do not like finding out they're being spied on. I speak from LOOOOOOOON! Experience. Now, you gotta make it seem like you found out by accident there. Oh, next week, you schedule an appointment with the therapist after hers and then you bump into me in a waiting room there with the therapist after hers and then you bump into me in a waiting room there. Good. Now, bump the left side with your fist. Bump, bump, bump. Good. Now, bump the left side with your fist. Bump, bump, bump. Woo! Another bump. Woo! Another bump.
Oh, that's great. How do you get your ideas? Pretty much all my friends are divorce guys. Pretty much all my friends are divorce guys. I'm divorced, you're divorced, so what? I'm divorced, you're divorced, so what? Divorce, Frank. Divorce, Frank. Hello, homie. Dinner's almost ready. Pork chips with my secret seasoning. Yeah, you do like your secrets, don't you, March. Don't lose your cool, homie. The building block of a marriage is long silence. Hey, where'd she go? Good, good, you held your tongue there because, hey, where'd you go? Doesn't anybody want me to give him advice? OK, there, Fido.
When you see that squirrel outside, at first you play it cool, you understand? Ah! I fear you. This is what Valentine's Day means to you. This is what it means to everyone. How can you be forced to say I love you? People only give Valentine's because they're scared of what would happen if they didn't. Nelson, you frightened me so. The psychoest bully, I know. You're a sociopath in need of a bath. I'm sure you'll wind up on death row. You can really smell the fear on this.
Hi, Rubb did on Millhouse. Simpson, you just touched my heart's butt. Why are you hugging yourself? Why are you hugging yourself? If Nelson doesn't do something bullies you in two seconds, I'm going to wed you him. Nelson doesn't wear underwear. Wow, always one step ahead. I'm here to check in for the three o'clock. Please fill out these forms, Mr. Fokanami. No, it's fake name. Alta's call you Elias. That's alias. Huh?
Finally, time for the big bump into. Same time next week, March? Absolutely. These sessions keep me on and even kill. Dr. Carlock is like my Wednesday reset button. Wednesday? Okay, she's always in a good mood after therapy. Oh my god, Marge needs this. It lights her way through the dark path of marriage to me.
Come on in, Mr. Fakonami. No need, everything's fine. I'm sorry, but there are no cancellations within 24 hours. Well, as long as I'm paying for the time. Ow! Where'd you learn to cut hair? You know, you have some anger issues. March, snap, last lip. Well, forgot to tell you, homie. I bumped into Helen Lovejoy today and guess what? I don't need to know, Marge. You deserve to have your secrets. It's not a secret. It's a funny story.
Okay, Marge, but first, well, I have something I need to tell you. Something I did you might be mad about, rightly so. Oh, I bet my story is more interesting. I tried. Okay. Okay, so Helen Lovejoy told me that she made her famous Nicar獨tle bun cake for the church sale. And she put in salt instead of sugar. Yeah, and? That's it. That was a story. Where's that cake now? It got sold. Who bought it? Dr. Everett. Excuse me, I have to make a call. Don't take too long. Okay, Everett's in surgery, but they're having him paged. Wait, something's wrong. That's better.
Oh dear God. Hi, Ralph. I just wanted to tell you, there was a tooth in the Valentine you gave me. Plant it and you'll grow a new Ralph. I don't need a new Ralph. I like the old one. Happy Valentine's Day. Well, better get ready for St. Patrick's.
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